THINGS THAT MAKE JAZMYNE SWICK HAPPY
1.being a righteous feminist
2.being the most dedicated vegan i've ever met (except hippies..they dont' have anything else to live for)
3.jesus soymilkshakes (its a new recipe)
4. being a bitch to people but the meaner i am usually the more i like them
5. cute boys that grab my butt
6.making sam gillis really jealous by telling him that i'm going to have sex with his brother
7. being a virgin
8. people with a lot of tattoos that are really old and love them as much as the day that they got them
9. weird ass techno & the entire soundtrack of the life aquatic
10. pissing people off just for shits and giggles
11. living every day like i might die in five minutes
12. not taking ur friends for granted
13. my family (like the blood one, not my "scene" family, but i love them too)
14. unicorns and mystical sea lions
15. lo mein
16. coffee and ciggaretts
17. ryan dillon | 
